Top Five Midnight Snacks

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As students, we’re often up way past midnight. Whether it’s because of homework, or if it’s because of Disney +, we tend to get a little hungry during our witching-hour-awakening. Here are five of the best things to munch on at midnight.

  1. One of my personal favorite things to eat late at night is milk and cookies. I know it might sound childish, but that snack just hits different, especially when I’m supposed to be sleeping.
  2. Thanksgiving just passed, which means there are plenty of left-overs, which also means there’s plenty to eat at night. If you thought you were going to gain weight over Thanksgiving, just imagine all the pounds you can get at 2 a.m., for the small price of your dignity. This includes ribs, Mr. B.
  3.  For a healthy(ish) midnight snack, I like to eat a nice granola bar, actually about three granola bars. Okay, it was four, I’m not proud of it. A granola bar is surely a little healthier than some of the other snacks you could have, unless you eat all of them as I do. 
  4. Another one of my favorite midnight feasts is chips. Just chips. However, you have to get one of the party-size bags and eat the whole bag.
  5. Cereal is one of God’s greatest creations, and don’t forget it! Cereal is one of the best things you could possibly stuff yourself with at midnight. Personally, I eat cereal at all times of the day, and I will never regret it.

Midnight snacking isn’t only unhealthy, it’s also sad. Just remember, you didn’t have a midnight snack if you don’t hate yourself in the morning.